Crap, Crap, Crap!

I could go on and on about how I loath the sign 'washrooms are for paying customers only'. I mean really what is the etiquette here? Do you order the coffee and then ask for the key? Because you would have to leave it at the counter to use the facilities. Do you ask for the key, use washroom and come back and order? And really, if you have to buy another drink it sort of defeats the purpose of finding a place with a washroom clean enough to use. I digress....... As a rule I hate every member of society that fines you for petty infractions. Like traffic police with 5 minutes over on the meter. I think tow truck drivers are vultures. I guess I am just having a bad day, I think it's Pizza night.