Murder Most Foul

It's been ages since I posted, so long in fact that I forgot how to sign in and my profile is gone. Oh well adds to the sense of mystery I suppose. Who got murdered your asking yourself I bet. I grew up as the youngest of a family of five children. We never had "pets", although my mother grew up in a house full of them. Whenever we would ask for a dog or cat, we got the standard answers. Your my little pet. It wouldn't be fair to the animal When you grow up with your own house, you can do whatever you want then. 3 out the the five of us have pets. I and my sister both don't.... until yesterday that is....... I bought 5 goldfish for my pond. Picture now the scene of the crime, back garden pond. Yesterday at 4pm, 5 fish..... this morning at 9am.....Gone. Fishnapping is now a serious crime in our area of Toronto! Or perhaps it was murder by those masked bandits, Rocky Raccoon and gang. Either way they are gone and I am devastated. Anyway I should plan the wake.... and I am thinking fish for dinner......grim reality